i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
Now, Father, you’re living in the past. This is the fourteenth century!
armmetotheteeth said: Dat rough secks took a toll on ur hair gurl
I FELL IN THE DRIVEWAY IN YOUR MAD ESCAPE TO THE NEXT DOOR APARTMENT. I HIT MY HEAD ON PAVEMENT AND ICE. I HATE YOU.
Fun fact: shampooing your hair when you have a bruised and swollen scalp is a painful yet fascinating experience.
So I need to start using twitter, because of reasons, and it would really mean a lot to me/help me out a great deal (I know it’s weird, but it’s also true) if you twitter-users were to follow me. So this is me, and yeah, if you are a twitter-person, we can now twitter together.
"Anne Rice, Queen of horror, announces Brat Prince’s return"
Have I actually died and gone to heaven????
Direct sequel to QotD???????
Suddenly today just got super awesome.
Spending the morning with my “Soft” playlist, my Piglet plush, and my blankets, wrapped up doing homework. :]
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